A fork of Rural Dictionary
Today is the day you show your gf all the love she deserves, tell her you love her. Give her a long hug. Give her your hoodie 🥰
Babe it’s dec 15 , I love you so much I don’t want to lose you ever . Have my hoodie. *hugs* 😚
If you are born on december 16 that means your are incredibly beautiful and a strong independent person and anybody would love to be your friend ❤
Dec 16 best day ever all beautiful people are birn on that day!!
National slap everybody with a scrunchie on they're wrist day
Sorry but it's national slap a person with a scrunchie day on Dec 19
National bang that Easy slut from Tinder/work day! You banged her the first night you met her, now it’s her Birthday, so bang her again.
She gives it up on her day, your day, or any day at work, even if someone just asks her name.
Dude look at that Dec 18 over there. What a classless hoe. She is getting used like a Dirty old hospital bike
if your birthday is dec 08 you are a god. YOUR THE GREATEST PERSON EVER. ur fine asf. ur god’s favorite. end of discussion
girl: are you born on dec 8?
guy: yeah? why what’s up?
girl: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU