A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term 'Big Div' or in some cases, just 'Div', originates from the Scottish town Greenock. It is thought to be the name of a 1980's gang leader, but no-one really knows if there is any truth in this. It is used to describe ned, or as the politically corect term: Juveniles with tendancies to wear brightly collored shell suits and Burberry caps, to look for fights in the smallest things, and to indulge in activites such as recreational drinking of alcoholic beveridges and drug taking.
Eric: "Hey Deeksy, sup?"
Deeksy: "Here, you makin' fun o' ma mam's elongated toenail, mate?"
Eric: "Nah man, I was just saying hi."
Deeksy: "Shut it ya pure bender, or I'll heavy dae ye in, ya pure prick."
Eric: "Your just a Big Div to be perfectly honest with you."
Small hermit like cretin that sees no sunlight. Spends most of their time watchin collectors edition dvds or males in pants and tights rubbin against and playing with each other ie. WWE wrestling. Ususally has a collection of spots on chin HUGE ones.
Wee Div does nothin but watch dvds and look at girls "gettin a bit o meat" on the t'internet.
A group of guys from Essex who think they are alot better than they really are, they deem themselves to be the ultimate partyers however are not more than wannabe's. They aspire to be like other groups who are more popular and more fun.
Essex Divs always refuse invitations to be social, then when they do go out think they are hardcore, however end up being nightlined..
As a social group their sole aim is to be campus celebrities.
Oh dear look at that lot, such Essex Divs, they think theyre on it but theyre nothing compared to the Hot Fuzz, when will they learn!