Country Dictionary

A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.

Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-

He is an amazing treebee and has magical sex powers.Wizard from the middle east has been sighted "speaking" with willy wonka.

The Humper of the trees is dominant.

Someone who drives down the middle of the road, on top of or over the line. A person who won't pick a lane.

I hate riding in the car with Drivey McBad, he's a stripe humper, and it makes me nervous.

Also known as Raccoon River campground. This is a campground which is probably the cheapest place to stay in Panama City Beach, Florida.

I got lucky at the Raccoon Humper over spring break! Whooop Whooop!

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it

man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.

a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.

look at that kid over there with tight pants i bet he is a shit humper

Another phrarse to say in terrible situations when your DYING to say mother f***er and you can't.

" GOD DAMN YOU, YOU MOTHER HUMPER!" " SHUT THE F UP YOU MOTHER HUMPER "