A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.
sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.
-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!
when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.
"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"
Going over to someones house, dick slapping them, leave a mark, then take a picture, and send it to the makers of C.O.D. and have the caption say "HEAD SHOT".
Oh I Mushroom Stamp FTW that hoe.
(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.
All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.