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Shard

Blue-haired sprite comic author. Knowledgeable about Mecha anime. Enjoys arguing with people who are convinced Gundam is the best thing since sliced bread.

<Shard> Swear to god. You go up to St. Peter, he'll ask you "What next-gen console did YOU get?" You reply "PS2" honestly, he'll just nod with a wink and a smile. You're in.

by Lyrai December 29, 2003

shard

when u fart a crap ur self

I just sharded

by Dat boi TACOS9090 January 15, 2019

Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

by jopazo June 18, 2009

shards are shards

What hell wasted people say when they are prior to yaking. It can mean that a person will stab another with glass from a broken bottle or some crystal meth-amphetamine.

Oiii bro whats with all this staunch man... shards are shards bro. shards are fucking shards

by efk March 26, 2008

Sharded

When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite

Come on man I just sharded my pants and I'm playing fortnite

by Astral jay February 17, 2019

T-Shard

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

by Bojack9000 May 20, 2007

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

by krazzekiki June 26, 2006