A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Toronto tandem jump is a sexual act performed during a threesome that involves two males and one female. The smaller male of the two allows the larger male to penetrate his anus, and then proceed to lift him up and fuck him into the girl.
Dude last night I got the best of both worlds when we did the Toronto Tandem jump. A penis and a vagina? You must have been lost in a carnal nirvana. Ya and he made us both bleed.
Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.
Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake? Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share... Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!
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Boeing CH-47 Chinook Tandem-Rotor Heavy Lift Helicopter go brr
The act of men (mandem) performing a cheeky bum bum from behind (in tandem).
Howard and Ross love to go mandem in tandem while cottaging.
Tandem means a stranger. Someone you don't know
Oi bruv mandem told tandem to talk to you
Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!