A fork of Rural Dictionary
An older gentleman using the online children's game 'Club Penguin' as a playground to find little unsuspecting kiddies to drag back to his 'ice-dungeon' (usually an upside-down couch with a thawing bag of frozen peas)
"My little brother is being swallowed into a world of walri" "A walrus was hitting on me today. How did I know? Well it became a little late..."
a socialy awkward kid who has a long nose Who nobody likes, but stills fallows the group and tryies to invite him self every where, the walrus is also to scared to eat by him self.
that kid is a walrus ahr ahr ahr
Walrus is the crunkest cereal in da hood, some think of it as a narcotic due to it's addictive flavor and the fact that its main consumers are crackheads. Like most ghetto-ass products, Walrus comes in a huge plastic bag, Fuck boxes. Walrus can be eaten with cereal, by hand, snorted, or injected. When you refer to Walrus, be sure to just say Walrus, no extras. You can find Walrus in your local Brookshires grocery store marked "Cocoa Crisprice." P.S.- Walrus is strictly for ballas and crackheads, so if you is a weak ass nigga, this shit will fuck you up.
John: Hey man what are you eating? is that cereal? Crackhead: NAW NIGGA IM ON THAT WALRUS!!!
Everyone knows that the Walrus is John Lennon!
"I am the Eggman, They are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus, Koo Koo K'Choo!" Sang John Lennon
the act of sneaking up behind someone and wiping your hand down their face while exclaiming, "Walrus!"
1. Dude, he just got walrus'd 4 times! 2. He wasn't even expecting that walrus. 3. ok, you go to the right and I'll go to the left, and we'll both walrus him at the same time!
A large creature which resides in Seaforth, Merseyside. The Walrus,or less commonly known name 'Walmart' tends to wear Doc Marten boots and has a strangely squeaky sound to it when it makes noises. In most cases when aggitated; the walrus will run like a tit and make a rather amusing face. Though the walrus doesn't look threatening, beware of it's footwear; as that is it's only defence when under threat. In recent weeks, the Walrus has began to wear a sort of black hand garment in the cold winter months. And yes, as you may have guessed - it does make him a pussy.
"I smacked the Walrus and it ran like an idiot and everybody laughed."