A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them
*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?
a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness
omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.
Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"
Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)
The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.
"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."
Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.
"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."