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Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.
"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"
"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"
"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"
To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.
Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.
2. He took his toobin out!
Masterbating while in an online meeting.
Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
Masturbating diring a Zoom Meeting.
"That meeting was so boring, I was TOOBIN the whole time."
Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.
I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.