A fork of Rural Dictionary
The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off. Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%. Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
Someone who lets every car in front of them.
That Traffic Slut let 5 cars in front of her. Close your legs!
Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.
A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
When there are so many people on the sidewalk, that you physically unable to walk at a normal pace. Foot traffic is common during rush hours on the way to work or school. Foot traffic can often make short journeys take a long time to travel.
"He was late to math class today because he was stuck in foot traffic" "Yo! Sorry I couldn't see Catherine today, I was stuck in a foot traffic jam at Toynbee Trail"