A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.” 5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too" Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher: “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.” 5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too." Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions. Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water. Examples: Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts! Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%. Person 1: That's rather disappointing. Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
Stuff people wear so that they can expose their penis/vagina
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING TRANSPARENT CLOTHING