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Brown Tube Sock

Taking a big crap in a tube sock and proceding to beat someone with it.

I gave my girlfriend a great big brown tube sock to the face!

by Billybob4604 March 24, 2007

alaskan tube sock

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum

When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum. Alaskan tube sock

by Slitz loves cock meat September 25, 2013

tube sock lesbian

A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.

Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!

by B Warden March 22, 2007

Rock in a tube sock

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.

damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock

by Chunkybuddha January 14, 2009

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea

Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor. Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.

by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022

pink tube sock

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.

I was fucking a girl in the ass and tried to pull out, but all i got was the pink tube sock.

by Joey Mountz August 08, 2006

Tube Sock Wrestling

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.

John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling? Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

by Yup... Its that guy August 25, 2011