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A boy that makes everyone laugh but all his "friends" secretly hate him. He's kinda annoying and no one really wants him to sleepover and come the places we go but overall he's a good person
Oh no Tyson's coming, he just caked out day
Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.
An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".
That guy is beyond weird, in fact he's tysonic.
verb: to metaphorically fuck, especially in the ass
The teacher tyson'ed me in the umar by giving me that C. I thought I at least deserved a B!
a really hot tall person. he’s super caring and sweet. he also has veiny arms which is hot as hell ngl
A handsome blonde haired boy. Normally, kind funny, sweet, well spoken and hilarious. They often are loud but never the less have a big heart. Hobbies sometimes include, singing, dancing, playing piano, and running a succesful YouTube channel. If you ever meet a Tyson, be close to it, because it will enrich your life.
James- Whos the amazing dancer on stage?
Billy- It’s gotta be Tyson!