A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of physically harming a toddler that is not currently accepting divine. Vibe Checks have dated back to 1 B.C. and are used to calculate the status of ones vibes. Whether it is a good or bad vibe the victim will DIE
Dad: hey son. Son: yes dad? Dad:I fucked your mom. Son: what? Dad: Vibe check Son: *dies*
Vibe Check: /vฤซb CHek/ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฃ The checking of vibrations ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ An examination to test or ascertain a distinctive emotional quality or atmosphere of positive nature. ๐ฆ๐น๐ค๐ญ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ 1. Expressing positive feelings causing one to vibrate ๐ ธ๐ ฝ๐ ต๐ พ๐๐ ผ๐ ฐ๐ ปโข ๐ ท๐ ด๐๐ ด๐๐ 2. Used by tic tac niggers
Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.
Jim: What happened to Tommy? Joe: He failed the military vibe check. Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.
A nicer & more positive version of a Vibe Check. Used to ask a friend how they are doing, either with physical contact or none at all. Saying "Wholesome" before "Vibe Check" is unnecessary.
Ashley: Hey Haley, Wholesome Vibe Check! *hugs Haley* Haley: Aww, I'm doing great Ashley! (As stated before, using "Wholesome" before Vibe Check is unnecessary but can still be used.)
Abraham Lincoln when John Wilkes Booth came and checked his vibe and his vibes were not good so John had to let him go.
Yo you hear about the biggest vibe check, Lincon had to go
On November 4th, it is crucial that you vibe check every single person that walks by. Make sure you at least vibe check 5 people.
โBro, did you hear itโs National Vibe Check day?โ โBro, I gotta catch up on my checksโ
a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad
person 1: "you good bro" person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn" person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"