A fork of Rural Dictionary
Primarily, a basic wallflower who displays a general persona of demure incapability, but is in fact, one of great physical and technical prowess. Generally possess' a vast amount of unheralded, unseen power and go out of their way to be meek and unassuming, at least until a dramatic confrontation of any kind occurs in their vicinity. Whenever any sort of oppressive or aggressive humans (Bullies, jerks, thugs, etc.) are near by and active, they will feel an unholy compulsion to leap into action, screaming and laying waste to all who oppose them with their incredible skills, simply to interfere in the situation and thereby feel that they've done something significant. After they have annihilated any and all participants, they will return to their previous passive state.
Don't beat on Mike; He looks like a nerd, but I hear he's, like, an avenging wallflower.
When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.
Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers. Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.
When you take a quotable book and make a movie adaption and then white girls in their flocks watch it and quote it till it is exhausted (other activites include writing the quote on various surfaces and places and uploading it to instagram, making galaxy gifs with the quotes, getting cliched tattoos, etc). The term is dubbed so due to the effect on teenage girls everywhere after the Perks Of Being A Wallflower was adapted into a film 13 years after the release of the book. 'The Fault in Our Stars' by John Green is likely to go through this effect
Example 1: Kelly: I just got my new tattoo! Scott: Oh cool, what of? Kelly: Oh it's one of those sideways 8's and it says 'In That Moment, I swear we were Infinite' Scott: wtf dumb hoe Example 2: (This hasn't happened but it will, I'm sure) Jenny: Oh I didn't know you smoked you should probably do that outside though Hannah: I don't smoke. It's a metaphor, I put the killing thing in my mouth but I don't give it the power to kill me <3 Jenny: ???????? *confused because wtf and how did she just do an internet heart in real life* Hannah: It's a metaphor~~ <3 Augustus Waters <3 These are both examples of The Wallflower Effect
Usually a girl, commonly found playing online games. With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness. Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them. HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent. How to spot a poisonous wallflower: -Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore -Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily -Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions -Easily forgivable -Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent -Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak -Adept at leading people on The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.
Neil: "Sara is actually pretty cool for a girl gamer." "Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you." Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear." Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.
When you're so damn sexy that even when you're a wallflower at social events, people still come to holler at you, thus you are wallflower-proof.
Guy #1: I don't get it, I try to dance and go out and talk to people, but that guy over there who's not even doing anything is getting more action than me. Guy #2: That's cuz he's wallflower-proof, yo.
The act of collecting every last wallflower at a school dance or prom, cramming them into a van, sometimes (not always) involving several people making out with each other at any given time, typically lasting until the wee hours of the morning (or whenever curfew comes into play). *NOTE* Wallfowers tend to have more dignity, or at the very least, be considerably more shy than the average "date". For this reason, Wallflower Orgies NEVER involve sexual intercourse, regardless of what the name may imply.
Ok, so Nick may have been a total nerd, but that wallflower orgy he had made me pretty jealous...
When someone flirts with unpopular people just to get attention. "It's all false love and affection, you don't want me, you just like the attention", is a good way to put it.
"See that girl? She's just Watering The Wallflowers... Poor guy"