Country Dictionary

1. a sport played on snow, sliding down a snowy hill on two long flat sticks.
2. to fuck

Ryan: I'm going to totally ski your mom tonight bro.

Ryan: The fuck position is the way you stand when you ski, and the motion you use to place your dick inside a vagina.

When a girl gives to guys a handjob at once with both of her hands.

"She skiid us both last night"

(must be said with airquotes or written with quotes) Code for getting legal pot in Colorado for an out-of-state visitor

Jane: Oh, going to Colorado, eh? What will you be doing there?
Dick: Going "skiing".
Jane: Nice. I wish I could "ski" with you, but I am stuck here, in our lame, conservative state.

To snort two lines of cocaine at a time, one per nostril.

Dude i was skiing last night it was fuckin intense.

pt. Dude skied like 4 times last night... impressive as fuck!

A steezy sport were a dude hits up a slop on two skis and throw shit like rodeo 540's and cork 7's. Its also receives a lot of spit from pussyfucks (snowboarders) even tho we can throw way more than they can...

Dawg Jossi's Sessioning some gnarly shit is pretty fuckin steezy Skiing...oooo ouch and that boarder just got fucked up by that skiier.....ouch!

The act that involves moving to second base, which means a female/male placing both hands on two other males penis's and stroking vigorously until ejaculation occurs. This can be done sitting or standing in any desired position. The harder and faster the action the better the skier.

"I was in a spa and some girl grabbed me and my mates cock's and started skiing"

A awesomly wicked sport that can be dangerous o well though ppl do flips or go like 60 mph in racing

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