A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.
Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.
When she sucks you but u stick it in her ear
Guy :Oh yeah thats good but turn your head Girl: oh wtf Guy cum on its just a Dick wet willy
When you have cum on your hands and you give a wet willy
After i got head i gave that bitch a Cambodian Wet Willy
When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup
Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie! Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.
The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.
Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you? Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie! Jim:Nice! *High Five*