A fork of Rural Dictionary
The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.
My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.
A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.
Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.
Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed
"I'm living the american wet dream" (Sploosh) "Oh man, these sheets are ruined"
A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz" "robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen". Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen". Boy A: "Oh crap woops". Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
When you and another person have a wet dream in the same bed a wet dream baby is conceived
I never thought I'd be 16 and already have a wet dream baby
Instead of receiving affections in a wet dream your giving someonelse affections.
Dude i had a reverse wet dream where i ate sarah out it was so hot