Country Dictionary

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Barlow beatdown

When the dick is so big like a barlow it beats the pussy up.

Omg girl, Jakes dick is so big he gave my pussy a Barlow beatdown. Best ever .

by Cbax100. May 03, 2019

Get barlowed

“Your going to get Barlowed

Your going to get barlowed he said to this girl

She came to school pregnant

by Ah_idkk May 21, 2023

Colin Barlow

A member of the BDP...lacross player extraordinare. Pyro and prospective player. Etymology: of the European family, heavily white and a dash of italian mob...its the great-grandfather

Synonym of Dork:
"What a Colin"
"Stop being a Colin"
"Skrew you Colin"

by Mad Dawwggg December 21, 2004

James Barlowed

James Barlowed is an act of gay sex including various farm animals and used condoms filled with shit then frozen and then proceed fucking the farm animals with the frozen shit used condom.

Person 1: do you see how that cow got james barlowed by tom last night?

Person 2: yea its probobly dead right now tom was so drunk.

by keepinit23 April 19, 2010

St ambrose Barlow

A school in England with a full on pop A vs pop B football league. Filled with um.. people (some orange some not)

Person 1: You following the st ambrose Barlow football league

Person 2: yeah up the pop B

by Moonbob January 18, 2020

12 skin barlow

A marijuana cigarette rolled from 12 rolling papers usually rolled by a mystical shaman before embarking on a fantastical journey through time and space.

"It's time to roll up a last one, and set a course for the land beyond. It's time to roll up a 12 skin barlow, light it up in the sky"
-Naboo the Enigma

by formula420 February 10, 2010