A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you use your two fingers to jiggle and wobble her clit.
Dude 1: Man I managed to pull of the Bean Wobbler on her
Dude 2: Dude no way. How hard did you wobble it?
Dude 1: Man she started squealing like one of the chipmunks I crucified in my backyard
A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.
John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.
A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.
Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.
Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini
Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!
A jelly wobbler is an annoying person who nervously shakes one or both knees under the table while casually sitting there, causing the table to shake and thus disturbing anyone else sitting there.
Stop wobbling the table, you great jelly wobbler, you!
Don't be a jelly wobbler, Robin. Nobody likes a jelly wobbler. Control your knees!
Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!