A fork of Rural Dictionary
dude, that chick is so wonky! why man? dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute She usually has her hair blonde but it depends
She is such a cute chunky wonkies
To cum in a partners belly button
Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.
wonky wonk is when something is out of place or not working such as a playstation 3 controller who's R2 only works when it feels like it...
that fool matts ps3 controller being a wonky wonk again'
It's the state of being very high on ketmine but before the K hole. It is generally asumed the this state (the wonky walrus state) is an enjoyable state to be in
look at the person he is enjoing being a wonky walrus
Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.
mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had