A fork of Rural Dictionary
Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting
Makes us run sprints ,carries breifcase
Playes drake music during sprints ovr
11/10
Coach javier escato
Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.
Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.
When an adult coach farts during youth football film session and blames a child.
“Man Coach Steefe dropped some ass in our youth football film session, there was no air circulation, his name is now Coach FilmFart”
The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.
"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"