A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.
Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool
A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
A word that refers to the mythical creatures that are AWESOME! Means something is cool or hip, down to earth, and all around rad.
That was so gnome of you.
The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.
A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.
Millions wear the hat
I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)