Country Dictionary

Someone who shuts themselves in their room and doesn't talk to you ever again until their 25

"My daughter is being such a teenager."

A person between a child and an adult. A teenager is often desrcibed as wild bc they make wild parties where they get drunk but in the morning, they have a hang over.

Teenager: LET'S PARTYYYY!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!

An adult in training

The teenager was just now learning what voting is

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.

I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

a person who varies from the worst bastard to the polite angel that everyone watches.
The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.

1: Are you a teenager?\
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.

1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole