A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you put a blankie over your bean bag to have sex under without others seeing
Let’s have sex in our fuck fort, it’s safer there.
A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.
Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”
The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.
Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.