Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Yellow Wallet

Carried around by a strong percentage of homosexual men. Very high indication that the carrier is a window washer. When opened in a public area it is like a beam of light that shines from above indicating to fellow homosexuals that the carrier of said yellow wallet is willing and able to have sexual relations with other men in the area.

Juan loves flashing his yellow wallet when he goes to the grocery store. He always gets lucky.

by BoomBoomMcJerkin October 25, 2020

Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.

I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.

by mistresskiki May 29, 2011

What's in Your Wallet?

The noisy slogan of Capital One.

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.

by The Real Driller September 24, 2022

ham wallet

A place where pigs keep their money.

Son: Dad, what's a ham wallet? Dad: Something pigs use to keep their money.

by dragonman9001 June 24, 2019

Ham wallet

Vagina

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet

by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021

Wallet

A man.

ugh wallets suck.

by e bitch February 04, 2021