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Homophobe

A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.

Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!

Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.

homophobe

Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.

I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

Homophobe

What I identify as.

"Hey, what do you identify as?"

"A homophobe."

by ZaneyP00 April 06, 2022

Homophobe

Someone which just ate a skittle, equally as if one homosexual died(peace may not be upon them)

I witnessed a friend of mine eating a skittle, i zoned out thinking of how cruel that friend would be, he is a HOMOPHOBE

by Vantas2 February 26, 2022

Homophobe

A person who is secretly a homosexual they are VERY deep in the closet and hate the fact that they are twinks

Stacey: Hey you know Jason hes a homophobe he must be a closeted homosexual

by Thevaginafartpoo August 01, 2021

Homophobe

A person who is extremely prejudiced against gay people.

I hate to burst your bubble, but Chuck Norris is a *HUGE* homophobe. So much for being a legendary badass.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 03, 2022

homophobe

A man who thinks he isn't gay who obsesses over gay men.

The average IQ of a homophobe is under 85.

by Turd consumer June 18, 2022