A fork of Rural Dictionary
the only place where 1 second is 100 years
Hey guys my grandma is one jojo's odd journey second old
The Chinese version of Jojo Siwa
(friend): have you heard about Jojo SiwaWe
(Friend2): who-
(Friend):the Chinese version of Jojo Siwa duh🙄
(Friend 2):oh yeah she's hot 😏😫🥵🔥
an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround
*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*
me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.
*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER
me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU
SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT
ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*
Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
Jojo the Wise just taught me a lot of good info! I’m so happy!
A very cool and alpha person. Satoru Gojo’s baby daddy and has a 10 incher.
Everyone loves them and think they’re a cool person and if you don’t think so then you’re just a sheep with problems.
They also really like Satoru Gojo. Like a lot. Probably finished a bunch of times to him. Has 21k edits of him atm on tiktok.
“Dr JoJo has a 10 incher and it makes me thirsty!!”
“Dr JoJo is my hot daddy alpha man with a lovely husband Satoru Gojo.”
Super JoJo is a remastered version of Cocomelon
JoJo fan: Who the fuck is Super JoJo
John: That is a remastered version of Cocomelon
JoJo fan: Oh
Super JoJo is a remastered version of Cocomelon