A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway
When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing
When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.
Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.
A term used to describe the sea cadets
We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates
One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.