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Spread Seasoning

To fart. Flatulence.

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 08, 2022

Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.

My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

Omega Spread

The definition of a “Omega Spread” is a woman with a big ass that curves. In other words “Her Ass is heavy

“You seen Kesha latest Instagram post? Yes, Kesha got an omega spread now! ”

Another example would be “Aye Parlay look cuh, shawty got an omega spread”.

by Hollywood baby July 22, 2024

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018

Spread The Butter

"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing

That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.

by Aissakur March 22, 2023

Spread illegal

To man spread

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡

by FP.27 November 23, 2022