A fork of Rural Dictionary
An annoyance, usually used as referring to a snob, or a stuck up person.
Person 1: Who wrote gullible on the ceiling?
Person 2: Kill yourself you HAG.
A woman who spends all of her time with gay men. She hardly has any straight male friends and typically is really lonely and single. she relies on her gay friends to keep her company.
you will always see a fag with his hag. they are inseparable.
short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Homosexual maggot, term used for when your friends do something homosexual even though they are not
*grabs homies ass* Jeff: fucking hag