A fork of Rural Dictionary
a green suspisious looking character from the lorax
muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay
He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (; He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (: i love my locker guy (:
That Guy: The hero who serves justice. Not that Guy: The loser who can not stand up for himself and shouldn't bother trying.
Karen: I want to speak to your manager. Karen Husband: Throwing a drink all over the waitress. Not that Guy: Tries to step in and defend the waitress Karen's Husband: Don't be a hero? You're Not That Guy!
Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency? Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn! Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
A person who presents themself as kind, but is evil behind closed doors.
"John is such a great person." " Nah, he killed my best friend. He's just another backdoor bad guy."
This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.
Punani Guy has a friend named Cobbie.
Washed up frat boy that never grows up
Those UnWise Guys have dad bods and the sense of humor of a college freshman