Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

by **lesbian goddess** April 10, 2019

Cryps Daddy

He is very good at flirting :3 Has smexy hands. And is a fkin kid. Loves licking.

Ayye thats cryps daddy! The man with smexy hands.

by Alexia2626 August 04, 2021

Daddy Day

The day after a male's birthday, going from babay to daddy. A 1 day belated birthday wish to a male friend.

Happy Daddy Day sorry I missed your birthday.

by 140pointsix February 01, 2025

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth January 10, 2018

Sly daddy

A man who is fine asf but is also a hoe but it’s okay because everyone wants him

Man Josh is such a sly daddy but imma still smash

by I love my daddy July 13, 2018

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

Daddy Warren

In reference to the ultimate demon-slaying daddy himself, Ed Warren.

Omg I love Daddy Warren, I want him to fuck me with his demon dick

by daddywarrenlover23 September 13, 2021