Country Dictionary

brown log squishy or hard with chunks comming out of your behind

the poop comming out of my butt was long and hard

Poop

“Poop”.
“What the hell stop eating the poop”!

Southing out of your ass that stink

Damn the poop stink

a homemade brownie that tastes amazing

Alr ima make a brownie in the toilet and serve it for dinner! BRB!!
A poop is a brownie that you can eat
it comes from your bodie

It’s stinky

Yo that poop you made was really stinky take a shower dude

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:

The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.

The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."

Literally the funniest thing ever. There is no higher form of comedy. None. Especially for 3 to 4 year-olds.

You cannot get funnier than this.

haha poop funny