A fork of Rural Dictionary
Narcissistic, self-obsessed, over-confident.
But in his case it is logical to be like that. Gigantic penis, too sexy even for your mom, he can steal ur girl even if you're the damn Arnold Schwarzenegger. A lot of talking shit behind his back, with different motives: jealousy, the will to be like him, but being unable to and he prolly got the girl u dream of.
9th sky white entered the room*
all the females wet*
jealous Mofos : I hate 9th sky white, man he got the girl that rejected me
"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"
"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"
World jealous day bc 200 ppl will get to face time with BTS for 30 MINUTES
“I hate August 9th”
“Why”
“200 Armys will ft BTS and I’m not one of them”
if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass
random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath
august 9th is were females send 2 tit picks and booty picks to any male that asks
hey its August 9th
National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯
August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!
National Make A Quick Nude Pic day -
Any person reminded of this day must make and send you a nude pic as soon as possible wherever they are
- Hey, its August 9th, you know!
- Oh shit, I must find somewhere secluded to take a pic!