Country Dictionary

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sound blaster

a mug with a sound blaster in it an old sound blaster by creative labs

get a sound blaster

by Raqurm December 16, 2023

Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.

Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off

by Step Dorren June 12, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

inserting a penis into someones asshole and leaving it there for days on end until finally removing it and letting every thing come out.

p1: "I just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: "yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter December 01, 2020

ass-blaster 300000000

leaving your dick in someones ass for 5 months then pulling it out

p1: " just did the ass-blaster 300000000 on my girl!"
p2: " yo nigga wtf."

by stupiddumbshitter December 01, 2020

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 05, 2018

queso blaster

Spanish Word for Cheese but theres also a deeper meaning to it. 2nd meaning is Pretty much ur own produced cheese if you know what im saying. and the word blaster LOLz can it be more obvious!

i used my queso blaster to blast my load all over her face when i was done

by Khasin Lopez January 07, 2008

cock blaster

a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work

whoa its a cock blaster!

by mega apple eater October 22, 2017