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Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either." Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism." Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good." Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg? Woman: No Man:... Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!??? Woman:no πŸ˜‚ Little girl:πŸ‘ΊCaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? πŸ‘Ί Woman:πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

by NAINAI12 May 04, 2024