A fork of Rural Dictionary
To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.
The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.
this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad
Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!
Slang for aggressive, fruitful gay sex.
“Yo bro, hop on counter strike”
“No, that game sucks ass.”
/ ˈkaʊntə ɹɪz / noun, adjective, verb
The psychological process designed to capture the victim's sense of guilty pleasure by implementing a derivation of 'Reverse Psychology' commonly used in the fields of:
1. Rizzology
2. Quantum Rizzics
3. Rizztraining Practices
"He just counter rizzed them by cheating on his girlfriend! he's such a player!"
That person that aggressively keeps track of the consumption of shared food.
If you were hungry we could have gotten another pizza. No need to be a slice counter.