Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.

Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020

Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.

Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot! Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!

by Mama Emily May 22, 2010

Mad Diaper

A diaper changing experience in which the diaper-wearer is irate, squirmy, difficult, necessitating a full hold-down, sometimes by two or more people. Fun for all ages!

You just want to lay in bed while I have to change this Mad Diaper! The hell's wrong with you...

by calicolorado July 01, 2012

Diaper

i know why your here......YOU PERVERT....or your either here cause your not a pervert and just wanna know alot!

an example is "change the diaper"

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

Diaper

Why the fucking hell did you search for the definition of diaper you idiot!?

I hate changing diapers

by Shrek the Justin July 12, 2023