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(Pronounced “Genowm”) a gnome is gnot a gnelf, gnot a gnoblin but a gnome. Used to express something’s trashness. Gnomosexual or gnomodexual are good ways of proving your point

Ya nan is such a gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.

"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2

A garden desktop environment based on the getKO.

person: Do u got GNOME
persontwo: nah I got KDE

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

God

Get gnomed

GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"

I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)

I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay