A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
(n) The tactic of using vodka to get a girl drunk in hopes of easy sex.
I always get girls at the bars using the tactical russian.
If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged”
Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.
(Tact. BBQ, - Barbecue)
Nickname for airstrikes or air support
"We need some tactical BBQ, now!"
"On it."