A fork of Rural Dictionary
Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.
That is highly debatable.
In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
A category 4 hurricane from 1999 that hit the Carolinas as a category 1 hurricane, and New York City as a tropical storm. causing the 4th LARGEST evacuation due to NYC's popularity.
Me: Did you survive Hurricane Floyd? Mimi: NO. I WANT HIM. Me: Why? Mimi: Because his eye was sooooooooo hot. Me: STOP MIMI! Mimi: nope
A wiki hosted on Wikia for tropical cyclone enthusiasts who want to make articles for all kinds of tropical cyclones regardless of strength or location.
A friend invited me to contribute on the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki.
A website hosted on Wikia/FANDOM where weather enthusiasts can create fictional, hypothetical hurricanes.
I heard he planned to join the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki earlier this week.
When a girl names Katrina grapefruits you
I just got a Hurricane Katrina from your mom last night
A strong hurricane that pounded new Orleans and flooded most of it's Lower Ninth Ward.
News: Alright hurricane Katrina is pounding against the Gulf killing a few in Florida and is now heading straight for Louisiana, New Orleans. The citizens: Nah I'mma stay here in my house. -later- Hurricanr Katrina: WHATS UP IDIOTS!
Citizens: -in superdome a second after the hurricane hits-
Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.
Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.