Country Dictionary

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed: When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell? Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted! Dude 3: Who was it!? Dude 4: It wasn't me! Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other