Country Dictionary

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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 04, 2023

Wisconsin snorkel

BALLS in you eyes sockets will blowing on the shaft making gurgle noises

Brian did 6 Wisconsin Snorkels in one night making him the states biggest attraction

by Snorkel King October 12, 2019

Wisconsin is sleep deprived

You bet I am

Oh hey man, Wisconsin is sleep deprived again

by Joe Biden is dating trump December 01, 2021

The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 28, 2024

Wisconsin whirlwind

When one fills their mouth with cheese before orally pleasuring their preferred sexual partner

Did you hear I gave Sarah the old Wisconsin whirlwind yesterday? She won't look me in the eye anymore

by KingAten October 08, 2021

Wisconsin milksogdog

Wisconsin milksogdog is a rare cuisine shared amongst the white community consisting of a large mug (preferably chilled) of milk (whole vitamin D. Heavy cream watered down 2% is also acceptable) with slices of raw, boiled, or grilled hotdogs added for flavor

Me: Hey Philski you wanna get an appetizer of Wisconsin milksogdog’s?

Philski: What kind of stupid question is that? No ketchup obviously

by Will.iam0626 April 03, 2019