A fork of Rural Dictionary
Coreys are the hottest in the world. They’re so kind and handsome. Coreys have the biggest penis ever.
Mimi: oh who’s that hot boy over there Chipotle: it’s corey
A Corey. is the type of person who can always make you laugh but yet make you wonder why you're even laughing. Coreys are males who are amazingly smart and attractive but not cocky about it. Corey is a guy you can just stand near and be insanely happy because you're close to him. Coreys are also great friends and lovers :) Coreys know no limits and live life to the fullest A guy that you can always trust withanything. He's smart and funny someone you can always talk to if something is wrong. Corey is usually very sensitive though, never get on his bad side or opposite side of an argument because he will either make you look like a complete idiot or make you feel like crap. They are usually loud and like to get their point across, but they are also very unique. Wearing odd assortments of clothes is a habit of theirs. But they all the while don't care what other people think. lf you're lucky enough to date one, keep him and don't let him go; You won't meet anyone else like him ever again.
Emily: "look over there there's Corey isn't he so cool and handsome"
The female Corey is very sweet, smart, funny, and lovable. She has a good sense of humor, different with every crowd, from inside jokes to innuendos. She lights up a room when she walks in. A Corey is dependable, you can count on her to be there for you and do small favors like bake cupcakes when you are sad or give you a ride home when you've hadtoo much to drink. She is smart, can outwit almost anyone, including the smartest of teachers and is quick-witted to come up with a comeback, comment, or solution. She will stay loyal until she is burned! Do not, I repeat NOT, get on this girl's bad side. A Corey could just as easily tear you to pieces as she could your reputation. Her one struggle or flaw is that she is quicker to drop everything and help others than tend to her own needs. It can possibly be a fatal flaw, so just cherish this girl while you know her.
Wow, did you see that girl? That's just so Corey!
A boy that will definitely always make your day. Coreys are a little gay but funny as fuck. Definitely the funniest people ever. They like cats and like to receive hugs and kisses from you (If they are comfortable enough). They are usually really weird too. Shy, but change ones they are comfortable with you. Talk horny stuff 24/7 and like to joke about it. Though you can’t help but love them so much. If you meet a Corey, you should definitely befriend him and keep him for you.
Person: Hey Corey, what’s up? Corey: Can I eat your dick? Person: That’s nice, wanna go see a movie? Person 2: The hell?
corey is an amazing person and guitar god. I love corey
is that a corey? damn he's hot
Leaving Friday, coming home Sunday.
God I’m tired, was doing a Corey Greenwood on the weekend
Corey’s are typically fatasses who are severely overweight. They tend to lack any intelligence whatsoever and as a result can’t find many friends. They usually are unathletic as well.
Look at Corey Dequivis over there. What a loser!