A fork of Rural Dictionary
Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.
Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.
Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!
Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!
*A short while later*
Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.
Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.
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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!
a song made by a one member band known as heaven pierce her, whos one member is known as hakita. it appears in hit game ultrakill in the level 1-2.
"hey do you listen to a complete and utter destruction of the senses"
"yes, i like a complete and utter destruction of the senses. it's a great song"
That feeling you get when
1. Your being watched
2. You have to take an enormous crap
3. Something very inappropriate is about to happen near you or involving you.
The Sixth Sense
Ex 1: “Hey Greg my sixth sense is aroused!” John
“Not again! Which one?” Greg
“Number 2. 😏” John
“REEEEEEEEEE 😤” Greg
“I only text my friends when my fuckbuddy wakes up (I only care about him)” - “Well that makes sense”
When someone is trying to make a point, but they struggle to find any coherent logic behind their argument.
"Dude trust me, I did this last week just trust me"
"You're making air sense"
Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.
"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."
Dude, you're sense-faking!