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butt crust

its when someone fart on your butt and it get crust in your butt crack. Or you don't wipe your self good

you have butt crust eeewww

by riyriy December 10, 2019

Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.

I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.

by PrettyFeet March 25, 2024

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022

Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.

That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!

by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023

Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 07, 2017

crust rag

A towel used to wash a prostitute's vagina on the daily, what is commonly known as a hoe-bath, if u are referred to as a crust-rag you should be very offended , this is highest form of insultation

Iv'e Lost My Crust-Rag.
Fuck You Crust Rag!

by GOLA BESSEE August 18, 2017

Crust Lord

Anyone that is affiliated with a minor (17 and under) in a sexual or even a flirtatious manner, especially in a public setting.

Wow! Can you believe that crust lord works at our school? I'm thinking about being like him when I grow up!

by DivorcedDad90210 April 24, 2024