A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!
Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
When a corgi sleeps upside down and shows off his tootsies. (Flop for short)
Aw, look at the floppy-bop!
When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around
Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school
Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)
The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).
Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*
Dan: This shit bumps.
When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.
Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.
Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking
I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15