A fork of Rural Dictionary
A municipality located in Greater Victoria BC. Oak Bay has made it their mission to deny housing to as many people as possible through the use of exclusionary zoning, and bylaws. Despite containing half of UVIC and being located a mere 3km from Downtown Victoria, Oak Bay has spent 15 years talking about legalizing basement suites, and has managed to enter population decline in a region with a housing crisis. Unwilling to grow its tax base, Oak Bay is facing debt to maintain basic infrastructure. Be prepared for entitled rich, mildly racist, WASPy, NIMBY views from local residents. Willows Beach is nice though.
Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.
“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.” “Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”
The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.
Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it. Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?" "Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
America's Amsterdam, not only did the dutch settle here, half of Oak harbor's and Hollands' people smoke weed everyday, thinking they have 300 IQ but in reality they have ⅑.⁵⁵⁸ of that. The autism buses probably have yelling kids everyday (no offence lol) 💀
1. Hey i wanna go to oak harbor 2. Sry but everyone will either be yelling or smoke weed 1. Ok then how about i stick with my cute tókýó uwu
A low-quality city in Washington, nothing to do, corporate playground. Other than English, most people either speak Tagalog, Spanish or UwU.
Please send me to oak harbor daddy UwU~
A small town that is not even a town, but a village in north west ohio. its neighbor Port Clinton has a bunch of white trash and thinks they are the best at everything. Oak Harbor High thinks that they are a football school when in reality Softball and Soccer are the best sports there. It consists of Fuckboys, whores, two faced people, emo people, and people who play fetch and bark in the hallways. dont forget about the nicotine addicts and the stoners. Keston is the coolest person at school and his whole friend group. oh and Will is the professional pizza maker of Oak Harbor and Andan is the professional Ice Cream maker of Oak Harbor
wanna go to Oak Harbor?