A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.
The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
"I just took a poop today"
"Poop is brown, mushy, and sometimes looks like a banana."
Literally the funniest thing ever. There is no higher form of comedy. None. Especially for 3 to 4 year-olds.
You cannot get funnier than this.
Person 1: Hey some chocolate is on the bathroom floor!
Person 2: I don't think thats chocolate man. Poop